Wednesday, 11 January:
There is a woman in my building that keeps trying to seduce me. Every night, when I get home from work, she is calling for me and beckoning that I come to her. I find that when I am really tired, it is almost murder to resist her charms. Her name is Elle and has a very minimalistic and modern look about her. Elle Vatoir has been trying to get me to break my oaths, and I don't know how long I can resist. So far I have been able to pass her by and trudge up to my apartment, but there are some nights when I want desperately to go to her rather than make the trip up three flights of stairs.
posted by Unknown at 9:42 AM
2 Comments:
I get it! So there's a toilet (or "lavatoire") on the ground level of your apartment building? In Scotland, there is a song called "Doon in the Wee Room (underneath the stairs)" that comes to mind. Those were pretty minimalist, too, from what I heard, but hardly modern.
Do you really have to go that bad when you get home?
Three levels of staris...yipes...dont they have elevators in london...
Marc
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